Freakin at the Freakers Ball - Dr Hook - 30 bpm

Well there's 
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gonna be a freakers 

ball, 
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tonight at the freakers 

hall

And you 
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know, you're 

invited one and 
D
all

 
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Come on babies 

grease your lips, 
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grab your hats and 

swing your hips

 
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Don't forget to 

bring your whips. We're 

going to the freakers 
D
ball

 
D
Blow your whistle and 

bang your gong, 
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roll up something to 

take along

 
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It feels so good it 

must be wrong. We're 

freakin at the freakers 
D
ball

All the 
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fags and the dykes they're 

boogyin' together, 
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leather freaks in 

all kinds of leather

The 
E
greatest of the sadists and the 

masochists too, screaming 
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"Please hit me, and 

I'll hit you"

The 
G
FBI are 

dancing with the junkies. 
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All the straights, are 
B7
swinging with the fogies

 
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Across the floor and 

up the wall, we're 
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freakin at the freakers 
D
ball, 
B7
Yall

We're 
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freakin at the 
A
freakers 
D
ball

 
D
Everybody's 

kissing each other, 
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brother with sister, 

son with mother

 
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Smear my body 

up with butter, 

take me to the freakers 
D
ball

 
D
Pass that roach please and 

pour the wine, 
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I'll kiss yours if 

you'll kiss mine

 
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I'm gonna boogie till 

I go blind, we're 

freakin at the freakers 
D
ball

 
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White ones, black ones, 

yellow ones, red ones, 
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Necrophiliacs 

looking for dead ones

 
E
The greatest of the sadist and the 

masochists too, screaming 
A
"Please hit me, and 

I'll hit you"

 
G
Everybody's 

ballin' in batches, 
D
pyromaniacs 
B7
striking matches

 
E
I'm gonna itch me 

where it scratches, 
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Freaking at the freakers 
D
ball, 
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yall

We're 
E
freakin at the 
A
freakers 
D
ball.